14. Little Incident At クールアルケイド
Hey my sweet dragon,
Dear me what a rowdy group of people these four people, but I bet my pretty face that they’ll do well for whatever it is you have in store for them haha.
Oh you know how I hate to go into details, but well, I will, because I know how much you like the juiciest little bits. You’re so ghastly.
The gall on these boys! The big one walked in with these weapon crates under his arms, all banged up, as if it was a normal look! I swear his ear almost fell off on the carpeting haha. Anyways, one of them (who, it turns out, is the most unhinged of the four! who’d’ve guessed!) would not stop asking me about Time Splitters 2 — some retro video game, and would not stop pestering me about it until I checked the database. I lied and said it’d be in next week, so I’m going to need a little favor, so thaaaaanks : )
I am apologize for this small detour, but look, the rest of the… little incident relates to You-Know-Who’s office at the back, on the fourth floor. Remember? The one from the old guy’s days. She just barged in with her goons and demanded entry and well I thought it was certainly not worth it to antagonize the little princess. And well, fuck me right? There’s a poor decapitated girl, two goons, and a pile of ash whomst I’m sure was a goon too. Oh and a netrunner type guy, who also had a seizure like the other two. Her two gorgeous bodyguards came and retrieved the crates. I sure as damn hope she won’t bother me again, I have a business to run here for crying loudly.
But why do I think these four are my gifts to you? Well, let me tell you how they handled the situation. After handing the weapons over, the little princess turned on them. Exactly as you expected, your intelligence always amazes me my dear. They tried to talk for a bit, but she nudged them. She nudged them so hard, and I bet she got a kick out of it.
So she ordered the nerdy netrunner to check the weapon crates, pick a gun, and point it at the lil’ kid! Unbelievable I thought! But then the big solo jumped! JUMPED! Over her desk, behind her, grabbed her by the neck. And threatened her. “Give us what we want!” or some such.
The truth is, the boys were mad. Apparently, the little princess told them very little about this big job that they just did. They almost died apparently. I guess that explains why they were just casually driving around in a Raze Crisis Management truck like it’s no big deal. Wonder if those car crashes in the main were their doing too. Knowing the little princess, she probably didn’t know what she was expecting. Omoshiroii as she’d say.
She pushed them to their limits and of course the big guy killed her surrogate. Such a shame really. You know how I feel about her surrogates, it’s a terrible thing she’s doing to these girls. The reflexes on the kid though! As the surrogate died, the nerd shot at him, but he dodged right at the last second, and the gun hit a goon that was standing right behind him! Dust! Ash! The mans is gone!
As a show of force, I guess, the little princess than remotely killed her remaining people in the room. She requested that the boys never cross paths with the Tokugawas ever again. They took the deal. Then the Time Splitters guy decapitated the surrogate’s corpse.
Anyhow. You’ll meet them soon, I am sure. I for one cannot wait to meet them again. Especially the rockerboy, he is mean in all the ways I love (aggressive, handsy, would kill me if he wanted to) Oh it makes me shiver UwU
With love, forever. xxx
Frederique [There is a little heart over the i]